Revisionist Advent Calendar 2009

Yep, it’s that time of year again: Brent Cross traffic causes gridlocks all the way to Sollys, Edgware bus station loops an endless cacophony of brain-splitting two-bit Xmas carols, and Jews suddenly and coincidentally develop an appetite for turkey.

So here’s a refuge  - of sorts – from all the treif schmaltz and tinsel.

Your very own Jewdas Revisionist Advent Calendar to help you count down the days to the birth of the infidel.

I shall be attempting to update this on an (almost) daily basis between bouts of self-medication (porn, crack, sherry: you name it, I got it) and demented ranting at the television set.

It’s at times like this that we really need to ask ourselves not ‘What would Jesus do?’ but rather: ‘What would Larry David do?’.

Indeed.