
A New Dating Agency….DJLC
by Simone de BagelA new Jewish dating agency….with a difference!
August, 2011 | 4 Comments

Stephen Pollard – Uncircumcised
by Geoffrey CohenIn a story that has rocked north London, Jewish Chronicle editor Stephen Pollard is rumoured to have an uncircumcised penis.
July, 2011 | 2 Comments

Semi-Secular Jews
by Simone de BagelLobster munching, screwing around outside the fold, and semi-secularism….this is what makes real Jewish identity!
June, 2011 | 2 Comments

We Believe in Kazakhstan!
by BaruchTrotskyDont ask Questions! Only Believe!
Any similarity to the ‘We Believe in Israel’ conference is entirely coincedental……
May, 2011 | 8 Comments

Are there any good chanukah songs?
by BaruchTrotskyTired of seeing yet another lame comedy channukah video in your inbox? Finally, a guide to what is and isn’t acceptable for the festival of lights.
December, 2010 | 1 Comment

Forget Joe the Plumber, enter Joel the Jew.
by Geoffrey CohenDon’t be fooled by Nick Clegg. Jewdas has identified the real story of this election campaign
April, 2010 | 1 Comment
Nationality – the key to Israeli Apartheid
by Anti-RacistWhy is it that the Israeli High Court refuses to accept the concept of Israeli nationality yet Israeli passports have a category for Israeli nationality?
April, 2010 | 1 Comment

Aint Nothin’ Like a Big Jew Row
by alta kockerDershowitz vs Finkelstein and Shabbes dinners lost.
March, 2010 | 4 Comments

Long lost Isaac Bashevis Singer manuscript discovered
by Isaac Bashment SingerIsaac Bashevis Singer manuscript “The Last Jew of Chelm” discovered in an attic in Hampstead
February, 2010 | 1 Comment

Rudolf der Roiter Noz Renifer
by alta kockervayter in fargeflt nitl nacht, santa hot gezogt…
December, 2009 | 4 Comments

The Diary of Susie Shikse, Part 1
by Susie ShikseThe first installment in the diary of Susie Shikse, 15-year-old North Londoner rebelling against her conservative parents…
In this episode, Susie meets her love-interest, Moishe Herzl Zionberg at a chess club. Moishe’s also from a conservative family, but, oh how very different…
December, 2009 | 1 Comment

Judaism: Bad for the Jews
by Geoffrey CohenA Board of Deputies report uncovers shocking new findings
November, 2009 | 1 Comment

Jewish Schools: Points Mean Prizes!
by Geoffrey CohenJewdas offers tips on how to beat the new system
November, 2009 | 1 Comment

A little like life
by Ben Bag BagI was chatting to my good friend and esteemed colleague, Rabbi Geoffrey Cohen, last shabbos and he recounted to me a most interesting conversation he had had with chief Rabbi Dr. Jonathon Sex…
August, 2009 | 1 Comment

JDate adverts; the ones you never got to see
by Geoffrey CohenJewdas reveals the JDate adverts which didn’t make the cut.
August, 2009 | 4 Comments

The stylish non-Jewish Girls’ guide to Jewish Boys
by Geoffrey CohenJewdas investigates the new trend of shagging jewish boys
June, 2009 | 11 Comments

Land for Cash
by BaruchTrotskyJewdas presents its new and highly original take on the right of return – time to sell it
March, 2009 | No Comments

Paying for God
by BaruchTrotskyJust how much is your Jewish observance worth?
March, 2009 | No Comments

The Jewdas guide to antisemitism
by BaruchTrotskyDon’t just deal with antisemitism – here’s how to make the most of it
January, 2009 | 1 Comment

Jewdas solves the assimilation problem
by BaruchTrotskyThe plan you’ve all been waiting for
July, 2008 | No Comments

The Chief Rabbi’s Yom Ha’atzmaut Message
by Geoffrey CohenOriginally sent out as an email from chiefrabbi@gmail.com, this was the talk of shabbat dinner table in North London for several weeks
July, 2008 | No Comments

Getting to the Heart of the Matter
by Geoffrey CohenJewdas speaks out on Jewish continuity
July, 2008 | No Comments

Segregation, Segregation, Segregation
by Geoffrey CohenAnother Innovative Scheme from the United Synagogue
July, 2008 | No Comments

News cuttings
by Geoffrey Cohenmore lunacy from UJS, the Beth Din and the UJIA
July, 2008 | No Comments

Self Hating Jews on the Rampage
by Geoffrey CohenA mob of Jews sporting ‘Free-Palestine’ t-shirts are on the loose in North London. The rabble are leaving a trail of destruction in their wake………
July, 2008 | No Comments

Board of Deputies advice to Political Parties
by Geoffrey CohenJewdas unveils a secret memo
July, 2008 | No Comments

Jewish Weddings
by Geoffrey CohenWhat could be more perfect than that big white wedding? Singledom?
June, 2008 | No Comments

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
by Geoffrey CohenSharon and Abbas attempt a new style of negotiations
May, 2006 | No Comments

The Importance of Levels
by Geoffrey CohenThe Chief Rabbi re-interprets Maimonides’ laws of charity
May, 2006 | No Comments

Frum Ladies
by Geoffrey CohenCharedi women ‘happier than ever’ according to new poll.
May, 2006 | No Comments

Faith Schools
by Geoffrey CohenA new and radical plan from the United Synagogue
May, 2006 | No Comments

Farewell Michael Howard
by Geoffrey CohenJewdas laments the great Jewish prime minister we never had
November, 2005 | No Comments

