A New Dating Agency….DJLC

A new Jewish dating agency….with a difference!

Stephen Pollard – Uncircumcised

In a story that has rocked north London, Jewish Chronicle editor Stephen Pollard is rumoured to have an uncircumcised penis.

Semi-Secular Jews

Lobster munching, screwing around outside the fold, and semi-secularism….this is what makes real Jewish identity!

We Believe in Kazakhstan!

Dont ask Questions! Only Believe!

Any similarity to the ‘We Believe in Israel’ conference is entirely coincedental……

Are there any good chanukah songs?

Tired of seeing yet another lame comedy channukah video in your inbox? Finally, a guide to what is and isn’t acceptable for the festival of lights.

Forget Joe the Plumber, enter Joel the Jew.

Don’t be fooled by Nick Clegg. Jewdas has identified the real story of this election campaign

Nationality – the key to Israeli Apartheid

Why is it that the Israeli High Court refuses to accept the concept of Israeli nationality yet Israeli passports have a category for Israeli nationality?

Aint Nothin’ Like a Big Jew Row

Dershowitz vs Finkelstein and Shabbes dinners lost.

Long lost Isaac Bashevis Singer manuscript discovered

Isaac Bashevis Singer manuscript “The Last Jew of Chelm” discovered in an attic in Hampstead

Rudolf der Roiter Noz Renifer

vayter in fargeflt nitl nacht, santa hot gezogt…

The Diary of Susie Shikse, Part 1

The first installment in the diary of Susie Shikse, 15-year-old North Londoner rebelling against her conservative parents…
In this episode, Susie meets her love-interest, Moishe Herzl Zionberg at a chess club. Moishe’s also from a conservative family, but, oh how very different…

Judaism: Bad for the Jews

A Board of Deputies report uncovers shocking new findings

Jewish Schools: Points Mean Prizes!

Jewdas offers tips on how to beat the new system

Circus Judaism

The amazing world of Uncle Moishe

Music for Faygelachs #4

Lambo – Computer Bagel

Nostalgia

Gossip from the Newspaper Archives

Music for Faygelachs #3

Socalled – Cowboy Song (live)

A little like life

I was chatting to my good friend and esteemed colleague, Rabbi Geoffrey Cohen, last shabbos and he recounted to me a most interesting conversation he had had with chief Rabbi Dr. Jonathon Sex…

JDate adverts; the ones you never got to see

Jewdas reveals the JDate adverts which didn’t make the cut.

Music for Faygelachs #2

I also wanna be a hero in the defence army

The stylish non-Jewish Girls’ guide to Jewish Boys

Jewdas investigates the new trend of shagging jewish boys

Land for Cash

Jewdas presents its new and highly original take on the right of return – time to sell it

Paying for God

Just how much is your Jewish observance worth?

The Jewdas guide to antisemitism

Don’t just deal with antisemitism – here’s how to make the most of it

Ask the Rabbi

Dear Yitzhak…….

Jewdas solves the assimilation problem

The plan you’ve all been waiting for

The Chief Rabbi’s Yom Ha’atzmaut Message

Originally sent out as an email from chiefrabbi@gmail.com, this was the talk of shabbat dinner table in North London for several weeks

Getting to the Heart of the Matter

Jewdas speaks out on Jewish continuity

Segregation, Segregation, Segregation

Another Innovative Scheme from the United Synagogue

A truce at last

JNF and KKL find common ground

News cuttings

more lunacy from UJS, the Beth Din and the UJIA

Rogue Jews

Curbing the extremists in our community

Self Hating Jews on the Rampage

A mob of Jews sporting ‘Free-Palestine’ t-shirts are on the loose in North London. The rabble are leaving a trail of destruction in their wake………

Radlett – the New Zion

To Be a Free People in the Suburbs

Board of Deputies advice to Political Parties

Jewdas unveils a secret memo

Jewdas Games

Because we’re here to help

Make Melanie Smile

Its a tough ask, but we have to try

Jewish Weddings

What could be more perfect than that big white wedding? Singledom?

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

Sharon and Abbas attempt a new style of negotiations

The Importance of Levels

The Chief Rabbi re-interprets Maimonides’ laws of charity

Frum Ladies

Charedi women ‘happier than ever’ according to new poll.

Day of Anger

Uk Jews decide to stop playing nice

Faith Schools

A new and radical plan from the United Synagogue

Farewell Michael Howard

Jewdas laments the great Jewish prime minister we never had