Weird 100
Following hot on the heels of the JC's power 100 list, jewdas can unveil its compilation of britain's 100 weirdest jews. We've scoured all sections of the community, from secret attics in Eastend synagogues to the murky offices of the UJIA. Here is the first installment. In no particulart order:
Philip (with his seven wives), Brighton based Old Testament King and polygamist.
Monty Goldman, serial candidate for the communist party in hackney
Benjamin Pell, aka benji the binman, a professional muckraker who makes a decent living going through rubbish, specialising in
stealing waste.
Richard Benson, alleged head of the secret Jewish vigilante group, 'CST'
Stephen Pacht UK director of Jews for Jesus. If any of our readers doubt that the man is jewish, they will be please to
Marcus Weston . Investment Banker and Kabbalist. Teacher at the Kabbalah Centre. Driven to the Kabbalah Centre by his
Rabbi Abraham Grohman. Macher of Naturei Karta UK. Had to be escorted away by police for his own safety during the
Neville Nagler. His fame and success is purely down to alliteration.
Geoffrey Alderman, forgetting his hilariously absurdist comment pieces in tje JC, he deserves to be know a) for his
appearance, making him 'the uber united synagogue jew') and b) his comedy 'east end twat' voice which belies his attempt at gravitas. Daughter of "no, I'm
Aaron Barschak "Comedy Terrorist", who famously turned up to Prince William's Birthday Party univited. Less famously,
Perhaps you have come across some weirdos for jewdas to celebrate. Email us in confidence jewdas@gmail.com
