Guess who’s Feuerbach?
Yes it’s me.
Treasured comrades, it’s been a difficult few weeks. The end to our year is drenched in socialist sorrow.
The independence of the Liberated People’s Socio-Democratic Republic of Scotland has been thwarted, the 4th (or is it 5th?) bombing of Iraq has begun, the reactionary stooges that call themselves the FijiFirst party have been victorious in Fiji’s general election, and the long-awaited revolution has been further stalled.
In times like these khaverim, it is important to remain together and clasp each other, tightly, in hope.
Let us commemorate the martyr year of 5774, and usher in one anew.
Let 5775 be a wondrous, subversive, and unprivatized new year.
Let it be filled with health, fulfilment, and general strikes.
Let it be free of cronyism, misleadership and ethical underdevelopment.
L’shanah tovah u’metukah! Let us march forward into the winds of destiny!
With all of my weary heart, and all my atheist prayers for your joy,
PS: In more significant news, it’s taken a while, but Barberism, my very own mobile socialist hairdressers is now up and running.
Current styles include: the Cropotkin, the Maohawk, the Wage-Cut, the Bowlshevik, the Wilna wax, the Nietzshear, the Derridye, the Cashcrop, the Essouaira facelift, the Silver Mullet, the Full Marx, the Trotskyist fringe, and many more. Payot available upon pleading request. Facial styles include the Bookchin beard. Its great surplus value for money, and all cuts come with a complimentary wash and a free Revolotion sample.
So call 0800-HAIMHAIR now, to urgently book your personal appointment. Toda!