Yep, it’s that time of year again: Brent Cross traffic causes gridlocks all the way to Sollys, Edgware bus station loops an endless cacophony of brain-splitting two-bit Xmas carols, and Jews suddenly and coincidentally develop an appetite for turkey.
So here’s a refuge – of sorts – from all the treif schmaltz and tinsel.
Your very own Jewdas Revisionist Advent Calendar to help you count down the days to the birth of the infidel.
I shall be attempting to update this on an (almost) daily basis between bouts of self-medication (porn, crack, sherry: you name it, I got it) and demented ranting at the television set.
It’s at times like this that we really need to ask ourselves not ‘What would Jesus do?’ but rather: ‘What would Larry David do?’.